This is the good stuff right here.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 04/07/2018 at 17:33 • Filed to: Dat zero advertising

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“Scotch (ale)“

SmugAardvark > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/07/2018 at 17:38

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I’ll be kegging/bottling my Double IPA tonight. These are exciting times we live in.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/07/2018 at 17:56

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But I wanted scotch in a can

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 04/07/2018 at 17:59

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I am sorry

fhrblig > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 04/07/2018 at 18:15

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Well, now you can!

Yes, it’s real. And presumably terrible.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > fhrblig 04/07/2018 at 18:28

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Huh

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > fhrblig 04/08/2018 at 21:52

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This is probably what you bring to tailgate at a rugby match in Glasgow, along with deep fryer to deep fry all the things.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/08/2018 at 21:54

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Now all you need is a deep fryer and you’ll have everything you need to tailgate at a rugby game in Glasgow.

fhrblig > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/08/2018 at 23:01

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That’s what they need, a bunch of Scottish football fans shotgunning can after can of this stuff.

“Why’s Scotland on fire?”

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > fhrblig 04/08/2018 at 23:21

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Well, let’s be real, they might live longer this way. I mean, aren’t Glaswegians notorious for having the shortest life expectancy in Europe?